Sunday, December 28, 2008

So...You think you can dance?(JK)


Considering that tis is the first post i thought...IT HAS TO BE INTERESTING!!...now what interests people? Politics! Blah its soooo overdone and obvious, aaah why not talk about general world issues? Now this would have shown intelligence and perhaps helped establish us as deep thinkers (which we are) but that just wasn't going to cut it for a first post so instead I searched my brain for something more revealing, a topic that would show who we reeeaally are!..And what better topic than that of sex? How this works is I(Mel) pose a question that Kaydi will answer about whatever tickles my fancy and she has no prior knowledge!(oh how genius the plan is) 






I HAVE CHOSEN SEX!!(big surprise!LOL) 

QUESTION:What are the 10 best sex foods!! Why and how would you use them?? 
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  1. KaydiBabiDecember 28, 2008 at 3:18 AM

    firstly wtf is up with the title???? so ridiculous. yet, it brought a smile that brightened my day (how homo???) no but really it did. anyway back to the issue: ten best sex food huh???????
    10. chocolate syrup- Its great because who doesn't love to eat chocolate? who doesn't like to be licked? the two mixed with the right licker and lover will yield a chocolatey goodness surprise...hehe
    9.whipped cream
    8. strawberries- used in conjunction with 9 and 10 is great. Personally i believe that there is something really sexual about the physique of a strawberry. it kinda reminds me of a breast. in moments of sexual intimacy i guess anything that draws attention to your mouth is good.
    7. cherries-reminds people of....well you know
    6. grapes-same as cherries
    5. flavored condoms- yea, yea, i know technically it's not food... but you just have to appreciate the great mind that came up with this...think about it. low on the calories yet ever so filling....
    4. hennessy- this is just makes you horny. COME ON NOW??? depending on your poison this may differ but there is no doubt that aside from loosing your inhibitions alcohol lowers you pain threshold. this is mainly for females that want to take the male anatomy but cannot because...because....well he's just to dam LARGE!!!! but it's also good for males because....well shit..they get to do all the freaky things they have been waiting to try but couldn't because the girl was too scared or legitimately couldn't take the pain....personally in sex a little pain is good (was that tmi?)
    3.ice- in the right place, with the right person, you can make some serious things happen.... when your having sex your body temperature rises extremely high so a little bit of ice injected will send your senses into overload
    2.tea- the heat of sex makes it feel so much better......so if you drink something hot before performing your oral duties (preferably tea because it doesn't carry the odor of coffee) it will intensify the feeling
    1. donuts- ok this is completely personal but after i've put in all that work i just want a glazed donut from dunkin donuts it's my reward from me to me....

    ~hope you enjoyed~

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